The Emperor's New Clothes

Posted at 12:10 AM on 13 July 2003

Today was mostly spent shopping for new clothes in Milton Keynes with money I was lucky enough to receive for my birthday. Traditionally, I hate clothes shopping, but on this occasion I have to admit to actually enjoying myself a bit. I've grown tired of wearing baggy black t-shirts with geeky images on the front, and wanted to try something a bit different.

So I've ended up with some slightly tighter black t-shirts with perceptably less geeky images on the front. (At least, I hope they're less geeky, anyway).

But perhaps the biggest turn up for the books is that at least four of the items I bought aren't black t-shirts at all, and in fact, some of them aren't even t-shirts! Amazing!

Unfortunately, for a couple of the items I bought, I erred on the side of optimism over my size - so I'm going to have to lose a pound or two before I dare go out in public wearing them...

Still, at least it's good motivation for me to finally sort out my man-tits. Which are never an attractive asset, IMO.

Hooray!

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