1. The first rule of Skype Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SKYPE CLUB.
2. The second rule of Skype Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK.
3. Third rule of Skype Club: add chris.carline to your contacts. ;-)
4. Fourth rule: make a silly pun on the name Skype, and coin it on the Internet.
5. Fifth rule: Well, at least in this context, as far as I can tell.
6. Sixth rule: No shirt, no shoes. Heck, we're not videoconferencing; no pants either.
7. Seventh rule: If this is your first night in Skype Club, you have to Skype.